that-derpy-egbert-kid:

gentlesupporter:

widehornsandbigdreams:

hEY, cAN YOU REBLOG THIS IF YOU’RE A HOMESTUCK ROLEPLAYER, i WANT TO FOLLOW YOU SO THAT i CAN MAKE MY EXPERIENCE A LOT MORE FUN, aND INTERACT WITH SOME OF YOU, }:)

wHAT BETTER WAY, tHAN FINDING YOU ALL, fIRST OF ALL,

i CAN’T PROMISE i’LL BE ABLE TO FOLLOW YOU ALL, bUT i’M GOING TO REALLY TRY, dON’T WORRY,

all da homestuks

sup dude

prankingmistress:

aaa, babby. when i find you, i will give you the biggest hug the world has ever seen! no, not even. the…. UNIVERSE!

pssh, how is this even being selfish! i probably wouldn’t even wish for much, i like my life as is right now. i might just ask for like, what? teleportation abilities so i can go visit my friends, like, whenever? that’s honestly all i would probably ever wish for, so you can have the other wishes!

ah ah ah! palhonchos, remember! we have to agree on things and be buddies! i think it would be pretty selfish of me to not let you have at least one wish.

oh, haha, yeah, that’s right, i totes forgot all about my mom!

….

i’ll sneak out or something, shhhh. i can’t just make all these kinds of plans and just not go through with it because my mom said no.

hey man im a cool ass genie ive been alive longer than you can even think of a number for definitely not a babby

i dunno man you can ask for anything

you should think it over before deciding doll

right right palhonchos thats for sure i mean i think its great that you even want to ask me you know its a real honor that you would even care enough

not really used to that kinda stuff haha

pffff dude i wouldnt want you upsetting your mom just for me dude i mean you only want to wish for like one thing

but its your perogative dude

honeyhacker started following you

well hey bro how are you doing

solid i hope

fairytaurus:

turntechgeniehead:

nah i dont mind its for ironic purposes anyway

==> You flush a little bit, despite yourself. You know it’s not for irony, you’re just happy to be near him. It’s fun having someone to talk to and dance with, not to mention eat amazing food from. 

i TRIED TO UNDERSTAND IRONY, bUT i JUST CAN’T,

iT GOES A BIT OVER MY HEAD,

==> You go through the basic steps, before starting the dance. You smile brightly, though your face is probably tinted with your brown already. It was nice just to hang out with someone for once. No drama, just food and friendship.

sEE, dANCING ISN’T SO HARD, rIGHT?

yeah not everybody is gifted with the ability to understand irony as well as i do

and its a hard thing to teach 

==> You follow his lead, grinning and dancing as best as you can. You do your best not to step on his toes, smiling up at him.

its actually pretty fun man i can see why you like it so much

sadisticdualscarr started following you

oh

and uhh who might you be dude

((whoops gonna be on my other blog for a bit i’ll reply when i come back lovelies sorry but dkfjalsfjdk i am having so much fun!! <33))

fairytaurus:

turntechgeniehead:

oh man why not youre the best cook ive seen in a long time

oh really dude huh

well i mean im not very good at doing any kind of dancing but if you wanted you could try em out on me

i mean those are some professional ass dances but hey im willing to try

wELL, pEOPLE GET TIRED OF SWEETS, aFTER A WHILE,

aND AS LONG AS YOU DON’T MIND TAKING THE GIRL’S SIDE, i CAN SHOW YOU,

==> Wow, someone besides your dance partner was willing to dance. And a Dave no less. This was actually looking out to be an amazing day.

sO, fOR BALLROOM PUT i PUT MY HAND HERE AND HERE, aND YOU PUT YOUR HANDS HERE AND HERE,

==> You move his hands into their position.

nah i dont mind its for ironic purposes anyway

==> You flush a little bit, despite yourself. You know it’s not for irony, you’re just happy to be near him. It’s fun having someone to talk to and dance with, not to mention eat amazing food from. 

championarbitrator:

WWO4H SO YOUR3 L1K3 M4G1C??

D4NG TH4TS PR3TTY COOL

M1NUS TH3 WWHOL3 B31N STUCK TH1NG

C4N YOU 3VV3R G3T OUT?

yep

heh thanks

but i cant get out unless someone finds me and spins a beat on these rusty ol turntables

considering their state im pretty sure im not gonna just be bought

but w/e dude ill keep waiting until somebody finds me

(Source: turntechgeniehead)

prankingmistress:

turntechgeniehead:

yeah

its even weirder having one trust me

i mean if you want to waste a wish on me you can but i dont want to make you do that 

after all theyre your wishes you can have your hearts desire

hmm.

but yeah

hahaha sorry for being blunt darlin i dont mean to be rude

why wouldn’t they trust you? you’re really nice and fun to talk to!

psh, it’s not a waste! unless it is because you like and keep wanting to be a genie, i dunno. i just remember this one movie where a kid had a genie and was like, abusing his powers, yadda yadda, and all the genie wanted to do was live a normal life! haha, i kinda assumed it was the same for any other genie, i guess. is it? i don’t know, oh gosh i’m rambling aren’t i? i’ll just shut up.

by the by, i think that we should talk about any wish that has to do with you and see if you’re ok with it! i mean, duh, it’s kinda for you right? also !!! palhonchos, remember! your opinion matters to me!

hehe, no it’s ok! i laughed, totes ok, you’re off the hook.

oh no i mean they trusted me i guess but im just saying its weird having a master

they use you up you know

even if you dont realize it they kind of hurt you in their own ways

geez im just going on and on here i should shut up

and yeah i mean i would love to be free dont get me wrong but i dont want to be selfish or anything i wouldnt do something like that

i would rather just let you have what you want you know its your wishes not mine

yeah dude i get it i get it but this is all just in case your mom lets you go to a pawn shop right

fairytaurus:

turntechgeniehead:

hahaha that would be great but i dont think i need all of that

and oh man sure id love the one with kitties on it thats precious

its so you nitram

==> You chuckle at his container lightly.

but dude thats cool that you dance

wanna show me your moves man

wELL, nOT MANY PEOPLE EAT WHAT i BAKE,

aND i CAN’T REALLY SHOW YOU MY MOVES, bECAUSE i DANCE BALLROOM, aND CLASSICAL, tHE MORE FORMAL DANCES TOO, lIKE THE wALTZ AND tANGO,

i CAN’T DO COOL DANCES, lIKE BREAK DANCING,

==> You start putting the cupcakes in the container.

aND jOAN PICKED OUT THE CONTAINED, sHE SAID THE SAME THING,

oh man why not youre the best cook ive seen in a long time

oh really dude huh

well i mean im not very good at doing any kind of dancing but if you wanted you could try em out on me

i mean those are some professional ass dances but hey im willing to try